Thanks Tony for this email! lol!

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Es Mi Vida

why!?

why i keep thinking of you?!

of what could have i done?!

on what would have happened if...

every night tears comes out of my eyes

and lost thoughts of u happy and living surround my mind

and i just cant help on wonder

what would have happened if...

people would think I'm crazy

that i might be some sort of obsessed

but its just something i cant avoid

i just cant get you out of my head...

a piu porno

I want to feel the arms around me...

the breath in my face...

to hear the words saying "I want you so bad!"

the warm hard cock inside me...

i want to feel the sweaty skin..

the tonge licking my neck...

a hand grabbing my breast...

the pelvis rubbing my clit...

(sorry if its too grafic for ur taste)

FUCK YOU!!!!

FUCK YOU!!!

FUCK YOU!!!

i wasted too much fucking time of my life!!! i wasted so many fucking oportunities just because of you!!! I had acomplished nothing and yes I fucking blame u for that!!!!

Im just a piece of shit on the road!! that anyone can just step at it until its flat!

fuck you all coño!!

my heart hard as stone now!!! u never cared so why should i care now?!?!